April122014

mcisaacs:

Dad jokes.

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12PM
fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

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idreamofjimmy:

When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds

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charlesoberonn:

eridans-hipster-pants:

So I made Homestuck sims, and the first thing they do is OF COURSE set the kitchen on fire.

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Karkat was not amused by John’s bullshit.

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And then the fireman showed up and started laughing as their kitchen burned down.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, FIREMAN

ONE JOB

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hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Many pansexuals are born with the ability to change their hair colour at will. This, however, requires extensive training, which is why many pansexuals start with highlights. Pansexuals with no hair instead have the power to change their eye colour.

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brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

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ana-sthetic:

"Dont say you hate your fam-" No.

"Omg you should love your fami-" No.

"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.

If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by you’re own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You dont need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.

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when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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darkriku5:

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John. 

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